THE CHURCH OF
RANDOM ABSURDISM
High Priestess
Sister T'Rina Diva
WHAT IS A RANDOM ASURDIST?
An RANDOM ABSURDISM
is a person who has finally realized that the world and life in
general is one big joke and no joke is funnier then their own
life... and that a truly religious experience is to laugh and
make other people laugh...
BUT ISN'T THAT JUST A PHILOSOPHY?
DON'T YOU NEED TO WORSHIP SOMETHING
TO HAVE A RELIGION?
RANDOM ABSURDISM
has 1147 gods and goddess' for pretty much everything and counting
cause we keep forgetting them and coming up with new ones (list
of some of them coming soon)
the main god
of The RANDOM ABSURDISM is SHECKY Goldblomth he is a one eyed
Dwarf Catskill comic who transcended into godhood when he didn't
take a single thing seriously in his entire life from birth to
the day he died at age 74 choking on a bad matzo ball So SHECKY
is the GOD of LAUGHTER, NOT TAKING YOURSELF SERIOUSLY and MATZO
BALLS ......
The Main Female
Goddess is Auntie Mame, Who when you think about is everything
RANDOM ABSURDISM stands for. Who better then the woman whose basic
philosophy was life was a Banquet and most people are not only
starving to death but don't know that dinner has even been served.
The wonderful
thing about RANDOM ABSURDISM is that Real people can trandsend
into godhood for doing amazing things sometimes just since they
gave us so much joy and so that we can learn a lesson from their
life. Lesser known ancient Gods and Goddess' of just about every
religion often find their way into the pantheon of RANDOM ABSURDISM.
And the truly amazing thing about RANDOM ABSURDISM is that if
a fictional character is perfectly written and so perfectly captured
the sense of RANDOM ABSURDISM then they to can become a God or
Goddess
WHAT ARE THE RULES OR COMMANDMENTS
OF RANDOM ABSURDISM?
There really
are no RULES OR COMMANDMENTS, that would imply that you don't
have self will or that you are not adult enough to make your own
choices. RANDOM ABSURDISM basically assumes that if you are smart
enough to start to get the joke of life then you are smart enough
make your own rules.
While we don't
have any steadfast rules that would get you BANISHED to the dark
and nasty place forever and ever, here are some of the tenets
of RANDOM ABSURDISM that just might make life a little more enjoyable
and might make the joke a little more fun as you go ....
#1 never run
a joke at anyone else's expense . . . if they are not getting
the joke or if it is hurting them in any way let it go...
#2 NEVER waste
your time on lousy food or people and things that make you unhappy....
#3 Life is to
short to take seriously to the point of stressing yourself and
others out , enjoy and help others enjoy....
#4 Dance as often
as you can even if you are only doing it in your seat or with
your pets. ..
#5 Talk to strangers
even if you just smile and say hi....
#6 talk to newborns,
pets and plants, they may not understand you but who knows it
never hurt as long as what you say is funny and sweet.
# 7 Crying just
makes your eyes puffy, red and makes your make up run, if you
absolutely have to cry (and sometimes you really do) do it quick
and then laugh at how funny you look with puffy eyes and a red
nose....
#8 one of the
best things you can do in life is make another person happy...
#9 Joy breeds
joy...
#10 when ever
possible carry silly little toys and things in you pocket or purse,
just because.
#11 Express yourself
and your joy for life in everything you do...
#12 Hurting another
person is never worth your time...
#13 There is
nothing wrong with being silly once in a while, or a lot actually...
#14 Embrace your
inner dork, embrace your inner geek, heck just embrace yourself...
#15 Decorate
your life...
#16 Laugh a lot
#17 Smile it
doesn't cost anything to do
#18 Love yourself
it is not as hard as you think and it makes it easier to love
others.
# 19 Your never
too old for toys
#20 Never judge
anyone by how they look, some very funny looking people have been
boring as hell and some very beautiful people have been ugly as
dirt inside.
#21 the best
defence is a good punch line, it is more effective then a right
cross or a left hook.
A FEW OF THE GODDESS' OF THE CHURCH
OF RANDOM ABSURDISM
